you came home after work one day
and found me in your room with a worried look on my face
you said, "Baby, what's the matter?"
i said, "You better take a good look at this magazine page.
You know about you habit when we're making love?
You're looking straight into my eyes.
They polled a bunch of women who said that's they way
they show they're bored with their love lives!

And i don't believe it applies to us
'cause, baby, i'm sure about the way you feel about me.
I don't believe it applies to us
but, girl, there's one way we can find out and see.

If you kiss me with your eyes closed then i will never question you want me.
If you kiss me with your eyes closed then i will never, ever worry. No."

how was i to know this if they only print this stuff in women's magazines?
and what will other men do with their wide eyed women
if they don't know what it means

And I don't believe it applies to us
'cause, baby, I'm sure about the way you feel about me.
I don't believe it applies to us
but, girl, there's one way we can find out and see.

If you kiss me with your eyes closed then I will never question you want me.
If you kiss me with your eyes closed then I will never, ever worry. No."

I know how silly it seems.
I know it's just a magazine but
I appreciate you taking this seriously.